flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

Anonymous asked
never forget that you're an awesome person and people like you!

Why thank you kind anon. :)

Anonymous asked
If you want any naked pictures, just say so ;)

Well since your anonymous, I don’t want them.

Anonymous asked
But aren't you excited for new opportunities? more freedom, possibly new cats, being able to be naked whenever you want?

Well I can’t be naked WHENEVER I want. I live with 2 guy roommates.