March 2012
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February 2012
I’m nervous about tonight….. Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Watchr3sent:
My dad: “I think she should stick an ice pick right in her fucking eye and twist it a couple times. How fucking retarded can that bitch be? What a dumb fuck.”
What?! …. Dumb
I just reblogged like a million things from...
Hell yeah, DAWG!
cripplechoir:
im just trying to grab your attention
and by attention i mean your butt
^^this
The place i’m singing Karaoke on Wednesday for Karaoke Idol and big prizes, doesn’t let under 21’s in the place after 7pm… STUPID. Now my best friend can’t come…. DUMB.
But i’m still pretty confident i will make it through the next round. Probably singing Kelly Clarkson the first round… because I CAN.
and the first couple of rounds are all...
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
I give up!
It’s dumb!
omsnomsnoms replied to your post: I hate you bc...
It never works… It was supposed to be >.
omsnomsnoms asked: I hate you bc youre a cuter boy than me, and your dick is almost as big.
I like/hate you because, finish it in my ask.
Hate hate hate!
Nom nom nom: how to decode a person with an... →
melshardae:
euclase:
things we are trying to do all the time:
be safe
things we can’t help but do all the time:
second-guess ourselves
behave impulsively and reactively
take everything personally
worry
worry
worry
have difficulty accepting compliments
have difficulty…
I found my iPod!
I’m dumb but I finally found it! Hidden underneath the stuff on my tv.
Going to look up things on graphic design next week. Because I’ve been told Id be pretty good at it just by people seeing my shoes. I think Incan expand my hobby a bit.
@wilson
If I belong in the kitchen, it better be to my specifications. Hahahaha you please me I’ll please you. ;D
If my husband doesn’t let me have a flat top in my kitchen he will never get sex. NEVER!
Watching Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives and texting my dad while he’s house sitting somewhere in Wisconsin and watching it as well.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Just realized that Tori, in Degrassi, is Craig’s little sister all grown up! Aww!!
who could deny these butterflies?
chelsiesparks asked: what carrier do you have? so far what i've looked into it was like 100+. i cant afford that.
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I would like all my followers to know….
One Direction is about an hour from me. Be jealous.
@courtney
omsnomsnoms:
but i cant use that with you, you actually have balls, and bigger ones than most guys. also, your boner is bigger than average too.
Damn straight!
I just fell asleep for about 5 minutes sitting up and dreamed…. Da fuck
Took a nice bath with warm water, candles, music it was soooooo nice. And much needed.
Bath time!
Needed.
